Whos the next B(l)ond girl?

After the serious previous entry, i think i should make this one a little more light hearted. There are of course more factors, for example my friends think this blog is a hoax because they cant picture me writing heavy stuff like it. It also goes to show that one need not write as he looks.
For those of you who flick the newspapers not giving a tiny rat's alimentary south opening about the headlines but gorging on the spicy and other interesting stuff like Pam's 7th implants (she now needs three walking sticks,the third one for her nose), or how lindsay lohan gave tailors around the world the lower limit for the mini-skirt, you may often wonder how such people nevers stop entertaining. Do they take their 'entertainer' tag a tad too seriously or are they plain too blond?
Personally i would say its the blond phenomen. People actually underestimate the power of the blond phenomenon, thinking its jus a urban legend, some even go to say that its discrimanatory. But i am here to put forth some facts that will positively NOT blow your mind away(of course if you are blond then there is nothing left to blow away).
Let us start with reviewing the news. Who makes most appearances in page 3 news? A few examples come to mind. There is of course as mentioned Pam Anderson and Lindsay Lohan , then we have our Hilton sisters, Ms. Britney and the news are as close as Pam's knockers are to each other (forgive the repeat reference but hell they demand it by sheer size). Occasionaly we may see Sharon, or catch a glimpse of Tara and Tara's but no matter who we see or what we see that belongs to them, at the end of their day , if you notice, they are all blonds. It's true. It must of course be stated that we are considering only people who have well documented tapes ir images that were not part of a commercial movie. So if you were thinking Angelina and Kate, then sorry they dont count. Of course there are the exceptions once in a while but who are we to complain right?
So what is it that makes blonds closer to chimps? Is it the lack of evolutionary development? That would mean that all of us were blonds at some point of time in the past. I am not willing to accept that. Perhaps it is the excess effort the brain puts in making something black look golden that it cannot focus on other things. This seems reasonable, since the excess brain work is done by other organs as things appear. But if that were so then dying one's hair should not have any effect on it. Yet we see Ms. Spears day in day out, in and out of the news like a horny baboon's genitals. So the brain thing cant be it. Then what is it? Well such a lot of thinking makes me actually get up from my couch and do some reading which is totally against work ethics. And since i am a man of principle i stick to my values or in this case my couch. For those of you who have nothing else to do, you are always welcome to find out. As for me, i am jus gonna lay back and watch for more updates from Paris, i got her on live feed (RSS feed for now), and thank god for thinking of the golden colour for hair. Amen to that.